Young Obi-Wan
Rather witty, silly braid, silly tail!
Quite determined not to fail
Padawan!
Loyal sideman to Qui-Gon Jinn...

BLAM!

Locked in the doors
Miles from a city
Gas in room
Certain doom!
Hold your breath inside you
Now!
How in blazes did they
Ever prevail when they're only two men
I guess being a Jedi tops life as a French
Citizen.

I wasn't born to wield lightsabres
I wasn't born to do Sith favors
But on my soul I wasn't born
To save Gungans and blast my neighbors!
A man can learn to turn one's mind 'round.
A man can learn to melt blast-doors down.
But when the Knight ignites his tool
The sparks are soon to fly!

And soon on the moon of Endor
Evil men will thrive
And Ben's soul is older
But his body's not alive.
If as a coach he had been much fitter
Or if Qui-Gonn had survived
There would be no Vader
The Jedi wouldn't break 
Like the Falcon's hyperdrive!


So like...do I have too much free time on my hands or what!?  
Hah!!! :)

Enjoy,

-Ken